Logan makes me laugh

1. Logan was told to go get dressed, so he runs off to his room.  He returns a minute later in his undies.  He tells James "I have good news and bad news.  The bad news is I have no clean shorts.  The good news is I'm getting dressed" and off he runs.
2. James stepped on a tack strip under the carpet by the kitchen.  He knelt down to feel it and asked Logan if he had stepped on it.  Logan said "Yes, but I didn't do the sucking thing".  We asked him to explain himself and he said "you know when Dad stepped on it, he went (sucks in breath sound)".  
3. I've been getting little notes lately from Logan.  I was late getting dinner on the table and the note said "Mom we are ver hunge" translation "Mom we are very hungry".  
4. We asked Logan what he likes about me doing Family Child Care.  He replied "We get to eat".  I obviously do better at getting meals on the table when I'm working :)